A telemarketer called to ask about student loans I don't have. I told her Earth is Flat, Covid is a hoax, Space is Fake, and Climate Change is communism. I reiterated Earth's flatness until she relinquished the call. An experienced telemarketer myself, I could tell she was following a script and to her credit, stuck to it in spite of the barrage of toxi…
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