The Desk of Tim Ozman 10/29/22

Space Wars, Mind Wars, and The Netflix World Order

Dear Space-is-Fakers,

Katy Perry also known as Jon Benet Ramsey hashtagged all her #flatearthers and #spaceisfakers, inviting them to see her perform live and do the eye-of-the-Pfizer trick.

Fake or not, “space wars” are coming soon. I’ve been following the recent developments in fake space and Russia has threatened to shoot down satellites even as they conduct nuclear drills for pummeling the Antichrist West at the behest of Chief Exorcist President Putin. Additionally, there is more Chinese space junk expected as Long March is launched into orbit again, usually dropping off its spent fuel tank along the way. 

Since we space-is-fakers don’t believe in fake space, they likely won’t take shelter and are more likely to die when that piece of junk comes crashing down into a densely populated urban area.

Paul Pelosi, husband of Speaker Nancy Pelosi was attacked by a homeless illegal alien nudist from Canada who recently converted to Qanonism. The attack was reportedly politically motivated as he chanted “Where’s Nancy?” as the peaceful protesters of 1/6/21 did.

This is the political reality of 2022: one moment you're allowing the crazies to defecate on your sidewalks and the next they insist on beating you with a hammer in your own mansion. It was a mostly peaceful hammering and Paul Pelosi is expected to survive.