That Time Marcus Goldfinch Bought Me A Friend

I've been building my stalking case against him...

My longtime stalker Marcus Goldfinch, editor of George News, once paid someone to infiltrate my life. Posing as a friend, she installed a keylogger on my laptop and photographed me as I slept. I’m gathering all the exhibits for my upcoming civil suit against Marcus Goldfich and was reminiscing about this incident.

Here’s the message where he attempted to…