From The Desk Of Tim Ozman 10/1/21

Space Cannibals And Werewolf Biden

Grimes, who does not identify with the term “mother”, is leaving Musk for one of the moons of Jupiter. According to Page Six, she’s traveling to Europa to form an exclusive “lesbian commune” of presumably cis-gendered women. She hasn’t specified whether their moonbases will be made of Astrocrete nor where they will source the blood if they go that route…